fishcustardandclintbarton:

Just fyi

• The royal wedding is costing us taxpayers approx. £32million.
• The homeless of Windsor have been removed from the town, but ‘well wishers’ have been allowed to sleep on the pavement of the last few days.
• The homeless have also had all their belongings, literally everything they own, taken from them, only to be given back after the wedding.
• Some of the people camping out actually have bought and paid for hotel rooms sitting empty, but the press are still calling them ‘brave souls’ for sleeping out on the street.
• A lot of Windsor’s homeless are ex service men and women.
• The death of 10 teens in Texas and the plane crash in Cuba have barely been mentioned on the news this morning.

futurez:

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

lonniiii:

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me: 

books-n-quotes:

“I’m caught between trying to live my life, and trying to run from it.”

— Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

(Source: booksnquotes.com)

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

imransuleiman:

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

titty5:

some stoner: do u wanna get high
me, an intellectual: yes

noseforahtwo:

My kink is faithful and belligerent use of the Oxford comma.